Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
You can thank yourself if it feels like everyone around you is asleep. Thankfully, you can't literally bore people to death. Why not surprise them with a nice party and show just a little personality?
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Spend the time picking up the pieces of your shattered self worth. If you burnt some bridges last week, a weekend getaway might not be such a bad idea.
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
You do a good job captivating people when you talk. Especially this week people seem to hang on to your every word even with lack of substance in what you are saying. Do you even know what you are talking about?
Aries
March 21 - April 19
This will be a long week if you take much-needed advice and make sure your conscience is clean. Next week Karma is in the house, lesson plan in hand!
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
You often don't want to hurt people's feelings and sulk instead of voicing when uncomfortable. This makes people think that you can take it. Keep silent this week if you enjoy being a punching bag.
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Don't worry, Gemini, things are coming back to your most preferable state of balance or unbalance. Check your limbs, be thankful if nothing is missing.
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
You might become aware of the worrisome amount of internal dialogue this month and crave to spend some time with other people. Unfortunately, no one can hear you through all the tears.
Leo
July 23 - August 22
You are virtuous and majestic.
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
This Mercury retrograde left your head feeling thick and muddy. Though it might seem like it's safe to come out into the world again, wait and try to make this mud season less of a mess!
Libra
September 23 - October 22
If you have siblings, it will be a good time to see them. Otherwise, watch out for false optimism and type A personalities.
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Nothing can get past you this week. You see through all the facades and are able to call people out. Not everyone can stomach this kind of honesty, so don't be surprised if no one wants to be around you.
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
If last week left you feeling tired and uninspired, there's not much you can do it about it now. Just think what a relief this is for everyone who now might be able to speak their mind without you interrupting.
By: Bad News Cat
