Week of 3/25/19 - 3/31/19 Horoscope

Updated: Apr 4, 2019

Capricorn

December 22 - January 19

You can thank yourself if it feels like everyone around you is asleep. Thankfully, you can't literally bore people to death. Why not surprise them with a nice party and show just a little personality?


Aquarius

January 20 - February 18

Spend the time picking up the pieces of your shattered self worth. If you burnt some bridges last week, a weekend getaway might not be such a bad idea.


Pisces

February 19 - March 20

You do a good job captivating people when you talk. Especially this week people seem to hang on to your every word even with lack of substance in what you are saying. Do you even know what you are talking about?


Aries

March 21 - April 19

This will be a long week if you take much-needed advice and make sure your conscience is clean. Next week Karma is in the house, lesson plan in hand!

Taurus

April 20 - May 20

You often don't want to hurt people's feelings and sulk instead of voicing when uncomfortable. This makes people think that you can take it. Keep silent this week if you enjoy being a punching bag.


Gemini

May 21 - June 20

Don't worry, Gemini, things are coming back to your most preferable state of balance or unbalance. Check your limbs, be thankful if nothing is missing.

Cancer

June 21 - July 22

You might become aware of the worrisome amount of internal dialogue this month and crave to spend some time with other people. Unfortunately, no one can hear you through all the tears.

Leo

July 23 - August 22

You are virtuous and majestic.

Virgo

August 23 - September 22

This Mercury retrograde left your head feeling thick and muddy. Though it might seem like it's safe to come out into the world again, wait and try to make this mud season less of a mess!

Libra

September 23 - October 22

If you have siblings, it will be a good time to see them. Otherwise, watch out for false optimism and type A personalities.


Scorpio

October 23 - November 21

Nothing can get past you this week. You see through all the facades and are able to call people out. Not everyone can stomach this kind of honesty, so don't be surprised if no one wants to be around you.

Sagittarius

November 22 - December 21

If last week left you feeling tired and uninspired, there's not much you can do it about it now. Just think what a relief this is for everyone who now might be able to speak their mind without you interrupting.

By: Bad News Cat