Week of 2/25/19 - 3/3/19 - Horoscope


Capricorn

December 22 - January 19

If you cared about anything but working yourself to death, you might have a life, Capricorn. Seriously, don't take on any more projects, take a bath and stop wondering why you don't have any friends.


Aquarius

January 20 - February 18

Even if things are still looking pretty good for you, Aquarius, don't get used to it. Good things aren't meant to last and your time is ticking.

Pisces

February 19 - March 20

Boring! Your hard work is being noticed and you seem to get things done with ease. This means no fun for you in the next few weeks, you'll be deep in whatever work shmork stuff that makes you feel so important.

Aries

March 21 - April 19

Unlike Pisces, bosses are not impressed with your effort and you'll have a hard time getting things right in the next few weeks. Good luck & don't get arrested.

Taurus

April 20 - May 20

Things are looking pretty good for you up here, Taurus, don't mess it up by being your usual lazy self. Put some effort in how you look, Taurus, don't be so sloppy.


Gemini

May 21 - June 20

Nope, things are not getting any easier for you, Gemini. Your ego will take a big hit towards the end of the week.

Cancer

June 21 - July 22

This week might be a little confusing, things seem to be going well but you can't help get rid of this ominous presence around you. Maybe you are just going mad?


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Leo

July 23 - August 22

You throw the best parties, Your Highness. Purr

Virgo

August 23 - September 22

All your flaws are showing this week and you can't take your eyes off the image in the mirror. It's a bit masochistic, but you still look.



Libra

September 23 - October 22

Get comfortable with getting uncomfortable this week. You can't charm hard work, Libra. You think you have everyone fooled, but you need to put some effort it to tip this scale.

Scorpio

October 23 - November 21

From passionate to obsessive in no time this week. Cool it, Scorpio, you're scary.


Sagittarius

November 22 - December 21

This week starts with a little self doubt and unrest, but towards the end of the week, you no longer recognize yourself in the mirror. You're definitely not living your best life right now, Sagittarius. Not even close!


By: Bad News Cat