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Week 04/19/2019 - 04/25/2019 Horoscope

Updated: Apr 24, 2019


December 22 - January 19

Frankly, you're a bit too preachy this week. No one cares about your charity work, Capricorn.


January 20 - February 18

Big words and intellectual discussions entice you to throw away your moral compass and dive head first into a weekend of debauchery.


February 19 - March 2

You're especially salty when people question your intellect this coming week.


March 21 - April 19

If it seems like people are getting a bit tired of you, Aries, it is because it is true. Unfortunately for everyone else, you are not one bit aware of how tiring you are.


April 20 - May 20

Dreamy and unusually fluid is an awkward state for you, Taurus. You look kinda silly, but who cares?! You do you, be weird, be your best buffoonish self.


May 21 - June 20

You are the reason Aquarius is going to have a weekend they will likely regret and you will never let them forget it.


June 21 - July 22

As the full moon starts to wane so does your self esteem.


July 23 - August 22

You are fierce! Meeeeow!


August 23 - September 22

Trying to prove you are smart enough is like trying to prove you are not crazy.


September 23 - October 22

Yelling at people to stop calling you a party animal while you're swinging from that chandelier is what friends might expect from you this week.


October 23 - November 21

A little bit Alice in Wonderland, a little bit Edgar Allan simply excel at creepy this week.


November 22 - December 21

If you think about making important strategic moves - abort and retreat, abort and retreat!


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