Week 04/19/2019 - 04/25/2019 Horoscope

Updated: Apr 25, 2019



Capricorn

December 22 - January 19

Frankly, you're a bit too preachy this week. No one cares about your charity work, Capricorn.


Aquarius

January 20 - February 18

Big words and intellectual discussions entice you to throw away your moral compass and dive head first into a weekend of debauchery.


Pisces

February 19 - March 2

You're especially salty when people question your intellect this coming week.

Aries

March 21 - April 19

If it seems like people are getting a bit tired of you, Aries, it is because it is true. Unfortunately for everyone else, you are not one bit aware of how tiring you are.

Taurus

April 20 - May 20

Dreamy and unusually fluid is an awkward state for you, Taurus. You look kinda silly, but who cares?! You do you, be weird, be your best buffoonish self.

Gemini

May 21 - June 20

You are the reason Aquarius is going to have a weekend they will likely regret and you will never let them forget it.


Cancer

June 21 - July 22

As the full moon starts to wane so does your self esteem.

Leo

July 23 - August 22

You are fierce! Meeeeow!



Virgo

August 23 - September 22

Trying to prove you are smart enough is like trying to prove you are not crazy.

Libra

September 23 - October 22

Yelling at people to stop calling you a party animal while you're swinging from that chandelier is what friends might expect from you this week.


Scorpio

October 23 - November 21

A little bit Alice in Wonderland, a little bit Edgar Allan Poe...you simply excel at creepy this week.


Sagittarius

November 22 - December 21

If you think about making important strategic moves - abort and retreat, abort and retreat!

By: Bad News Cat