Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
Frankly, you're a bit too preachy this week. No one cares about your charity work, Capricorn.
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Big words and intellectual discussions entice you to throw away your moral compass and dive head first into a weekend of debauchery.
Pisces
February 19 - March 2
You're especially salty when people question your intellect this coming week.
Aries
March 21 - April 19
If it seems like people are getting a bit tired of you, Aries, it is because it is true. Unfortunately for everyone else, you are not one bit aware of how tiring you are.
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
Dreamy and unusually fluid is an awkward state for you, Taurus. You look kinda silly, but who cares?! You do you, be weird, be your best buffoonish self.
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
You are the reason Aquarius is going to have a weekend they will likely regret and you will never let them forget it.
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
As the full moon starts to wane so does your self esteem.
Leo
July 23 - August 22
You are fierce! Meeeeow!
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Trying to prove you are smart enough is like trying to prove you are not crazy.
Libra
September 23 - October 22
Yelling at people to stop calling you a party animal while you're swinging from that chandelier is what friends might expect from you this week.
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
A little bit Alice in Wonderland, a little bit Edgar Allan Poe...you simply excel at creepy this week.
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
If you think about making important strategic moves - abort and retreat, abort and retreat!
By: Bad News Cat
