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Weekly Horoscope Feb. 11-17, 2019

Updated: Feb 16, 2019


December 22 - January 19

You feel like you look very very good, don’t let that get to your head, it’s probably just an illusion.


January 20 - February 18

You may feel good about yourself but only by the end of week. If you are in great spirits and want to spend time with other people, they probably don’t want to see you at all, maybe hang out with your cat instead.


February 19 - March 20

Your hard work makes you look like an over-achiever and many people are rolling their eyes. You should keep it to yourself and not boast about your week especially to Geminis.


March 21 - April 19

You probably have been slacking and getting away with it for a while, not anymore! Now is time to work harder and it probably won’t be good enough anyway.


April 20 - May 20

This is a good time to work on the tedious and boring tasks, which means your burst of creativity has to wait.


May 21 - June 20

Maybe you’ve been dreaming for a while, but this week you are starting to wake up to the harsh reality. The next few months will be tough on your ego, brace yourself.


June 21 - July 22

Nothing you do at work is good enough and it doesn’t look good at home either. Put that secret valentine away, they won’t be into it and you probably can’t afford to go out at this point.


July 23 - August 22

Did you get my package? I sent some of my favorite treats, I hope you enjoy them. Purr...


August 23 - September 22

Everything seems sparkly and beautiful, too bad you can’t express it and everyone thinks you are a grouch.


September 23 - October 22

You are feeling extremely needy, so please stay home and wallow in self-pity, call it self-care if it makes you feel better.

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October 23 - November 21

Here you go again chasing some higher purpose, do us a favor and stop, no we don’t want to donate to your cause.


November 22 - December 21

Something or someone has burst your bubble and you’re struggling to keep it together, end of the week is especially hard when you need to explain yourself but words just won’t come out right.


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