Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
You feel like you look very very good, don’t let that get to your head, it’s probably just an illusion.
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
You may feel good about yourself but only by the end of week. If you are in great spirits and want to spend time with other people, they probably don’t want to see you at all, maybe hang out with your cat instead.
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
Your hard work makes you look like an over-achiever and many people are rolling their eyes. You should keep it to yourself and not boast about your week especially to Geminis.
Aries
March 21 - April 19
You probably have been slacking and getting away with it for a while, not anymore! Now is time to work harder and it probably won’t be good enough anyway.
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
This is a good time to work on the tedious and boring tasks, which means your burst of creativity has to wait.
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Maybe you’ve been dreaming for a while, but this week you are starting to wake up to the harsh reality. The next few months will be tough on your ego, brace yourself.
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
Nothing you do at work is good enough and it doesn’t look good at home either. Put that secret valentine away, they won’t be into it and you probably can’t afford to go out at this point.
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Did you get my package? I sent some of my favorite treats, I hope you enjoy them. Purr...
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Everything seems sparkly and beautiful, too bad you can’t express it and everyone thinks you are a grouch.
Libra
September 23 - October 22
You are feeling extremely needy, so please stay home and wallow in self-pity, call it self-care if it makes you feel better.
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Here you go again chasing some higher purpose, do us a favor and stop, no we don’t want to donate to your cause.
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Something or someone has burst your bubble and you’re struggling to keep it together, end of the week is especially hard when you need to explain yourself but words just won’t come out right.
By: Bad News Cat
