Week of 3/18/19 - 3/24/19 Horoscope

Updated: Mar 21, 2019


December 22 - January 19

Just checking in to see if you're enjoying anything in your life? Still no? Ok, moving along.


January 20 - February 18

You are ravenous at the beginning of the week riding into the full moon on the wave of a debaucherous weekend. You'll spend the rest of the week in shame.


February 19 - March 20

You feel yourself. You have many outlets for self-expression this week. This is just dandy for you, isn't it? It is a tad overbearing for others, so don't be surprised if people cancel plans with you this week.


March 21 - April 19

Feeling pretty, Aries? Try sharing your love with anyone but yourself. Feeling abundant? Try spoiling someone else.


April 20 - May 20

You might be shaking with anticipation as something new and possibly ominous is taking shape outside of your control, but the good news is...Oops! Unfortunately, I don't do good news.


May 21 - June 20

You might be the last one waking up from hibernation, only to face the unusually cruel Mercury as he prepares to make a fool out of you towards the end of the week while heading into its last dance in retrograde.


June 21 - July 22

Feeling pretty full of yourself this week? That feeling starts to wane towards the end of the week.


July 23 - August 22

This week, only you are brighter than the moon, my meowness.


August 23 - September 22

Speaking with a mouthful of water is not easy, just stop.


September 23 - October 22