December 22 - January 19
Just checking in to see if you're enjoying anything in your life? Still no? Ok, moving along.
January 20 - February 18
You are ravenous at the beginning of the week riding into the full moon on the wave of a debaucherous weekend. You'll spend the rest of the week in shame.
February 19 - March 20
You feel yourself. You have many outlets for self-expression this week. This is just dandy for you, isn't it? It is a tad overbearing for others, so don't be surprised if people cancel plans with you this week.
March 21 - April 19
Feeling pretty, Aries? Try sharing your love with anyone but yourself. Feeling abundant? Try spoiling someone else.
April 20 - May 20
You might be shaking with anticipation as something new and possibly ominous is taking shape outside of your control, but the good news is...Oops! Unfortunately, I don't do good news.
May 21 - June 20
You might be the last one waking up from hibernation, only to face the unusually cruel Mercury as he prepares to make a fool out of you towards the end of the week while heading into its last dance in retrograde.
June 21 - July 22
Feeling pretty full of yourself this week? That feeling starts to wane towards the end of the week.
July 23 - August 22
This week, only you are brighter than the moon, my meowness.
August 23 - September 22
Speaking with a mouthful of water is not easy, just stop.
September 23 - October 22
This week your crazy is here, inside and out. You are what others should avoid this full moon; the weights are way off on this scale!
October 23 - November 21
If you've done some good helping someone through loss or getting out of debt, karma could reward you this week. However, the scenario where you actually helped someone is highly unlikely.
November 22 - December 21
Karma has lessons to give out to you too - no charge. You are like a bumbling fool blurting things out, doing things without thinking, seldom worried about consequences; this is the week that all of this will catch up to you.
By: Bad News Cat